What a bunch of whiny bitches. If you can't make the show, get a fucking life and more hobbies. I love phish, but there are other things to do. Complaining? Not one of them.

The time I spent trading tapes and waiting, weeks or months, to hear hq hi gen recordings of incredible shows was way better than the time you babies spend bitching about bunk webcasts. Seriously, find another band to like. Faaaack, the titanic quote is the best, I feel sorry for you.

I had a blast last night doing other stuff for Halloween, and am sooo looking forward to listening to the set. Could care less that a bunch of people paid thirty bucks and got fuckall in return. You probably buy tickets from fucking stubhub too. Good luck in life.

The whambulance is on its way now.