Nestled in the swamps of the Seminole Indian Reservation is a part of Phish that we will never see or hear again. RIP Phish 1.0. We had great years together and your final days were magnificent. If life were easy, and not so fast...

Noobs, you will never have what those of us lucky enough to have experienced the 80's and 90's had. Stop trying to convince everyone that you do. Jaded Phans (my bretheren), just enjoy the new tunes, the new directions, and, above all, the show. It's phucking Phish, dammit!