A masterclass in funk, as always…well done sir. My only complaint or critique is the Tom Robbin’s quote. I would have referenced Jitterbug Perfume:

“Perhaps the most terrible (or wonderful) thing that can happen to an imaginative youth, aside from the curse (or blessing) of imagination itself, is to be exposed without preparation to the life outside his or her own sphere—the sudden revelation that there is a there out there.”

In all seriousness, I can say with full confidence that you, my good sir, suck a little less at Phish than most.